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With nothing more than street and house lights to illuminate his way, Dante peddles through his southeastern Idaho neighborhood, tossing newspapers left and right with expert precision.

People are rarely awake at such an early hour, but when they see their paper rolled up tightly and placed on their front stoop, they know Dante has been to their house even before their morning coffee is ready.

At a little after 4 a.m., Dante rolls out of bed, shakes off the morning cobwebs and heads down to the garage to start rolling and binding newspapers for delivery. Not having to think about what he’s doing, Dante rolls each paper, binds them and drops them into a pile on the garage floor.

Once he’s rolled the seventy-first and final paper, he dumps them evenly into two bags before heading out on the first half of his route. Barely 20 minutes after he woke up, Dante is on his mountain bike, touring the neighborhood and tossing papers. He is one of the few “newsies” who still delivers the paper from a bike.

“I actually enjoy riding the route on my bike,” said Dante, who is 33. “I can get it done faster and it gives me time to think.”

Dante took over the route from his mother when he was 12. It’s twenty-one years later, and he’s able to drive, but he is still on his bike every morning before the sun begins to rise.

He rides around every corner, down every court and through every cul-de-sac. Sometimes he has a house light to see where he’s throwing the paper, but most times, the front door is in total darkness. It doesn’t matter for Dante. Each welcome mat is a bullseye he hits with regularity.

After reaching back and heaving the last paper, he turns down his street, pulls up to his garage door and punches in the code that will open the door and lead him back to bed. Before the door is even finished opening, his bike is parked and he’s making his way into his house to find sleep.

It’s only an hour of work, but for most people, the day cannot start until they reach out their front door, unwrap the paper and enjoy what’s black and white and read all over.
 

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You mean this is true, Dante really is a 17yr newspaper veteran?

way to go Bro
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he sounds like a real life Chris Elliott on his show "Get a Life"
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> southeastern Idaho neighborhood <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Dante moves up in the world and starts delivering The Boise Idaho Statesman along with The Pocatello Daily Bee.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
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You mean this is true, Dante really is a 17yr newspaper veteran?

way to go Bro
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Yeppers, he's the gothic looking kid without the bike seat
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WOW I am glad I have a LIFE outside these forums as I just saw this thread .....One day my hope is fishhead will get one
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It is sad really


I was delivering the paper the other day and on his lawn walking around in a DRUNKEN Stupor was fish.....very sad
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I smelt this guy 2 houses down he was mumbling the yelling General's My daddy, general's my daddy...pathetic to say the least ....I just hope fishfry will get out of the basement a little more
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one can only hope
 

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This is Fishhead after getting into one of his Drunken Stupors in alaska trying to ski on ICEY water while drunk is a BAD idea....to say the least

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very sad
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pay your Bill you deadbeat you are past due the $22.50
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the boss told me to skip you
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
pay your Bill you deadbeat you are past due the $22.50
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the boss told me to skip you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know what?

You can take that Boise Idaho Statesman paper and stick it right up your *ss son!

Only get the paper for the sports section, and quite frankly, I am sick and tired of 75% of the sports section devoted to the cruddy Boise St. football team when I could really give a rats *ss about them!

I will pay my bill, and then you can cancel my subscription!!

ps- Tell your Mom that this has absolutely nothing to do with her and we are still on for this Saturday Night.
 

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Oh yeah that Boise St team that is gonna win it all every year. LOL
 

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You know what?

You can take that Boise Idaho Statesman paper and stick it right up your *ss son!

Only get the paper for the sports section, and quite frankly, I am sick and tired of 75% of the sports section devoted to the cruddy Boise St. football team when I could really give a rats *ss about them!

I will pay my bill, and then you can cancel my subscription!!

ps- Tell your Mom that this has absolutely nothing to do with her and we are still on for this Saturday Night.

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I sense some of you guys knocking this man's chosen profession. I for one salute him for the valuable service he provides. His longevity is remarkable considering the thankless path he follows each and every day. Uphill grades, dogs yapping at his heels, rain, sleet. And the naked man from down the street chasing him at least once a week. Still he perseveres. Right on Dante! May your pace be steady and your toss remain true. This Buds for you Sir!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I sense some of you guys knocking this man's chosen profession. I for one salute him for the valuable service he provides. His longevity is remarkable considering the thankless path he follows each and every day. Uphill grades, dogs yapping at his heels, rain, sleet. And the naked man from down the street chasing him at least once a week. Still he perseveres. Right on Dante! May your pace be steady and your toss remain true. This Buds for you Sir <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


OHHHHH SHUT UP!!!!
 

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